a question to all europeans or people who can answer this

Sima, d'ou viens-tu ?

Down the John = Off to the toilet

...then, of course, there's all the American euphemisms for doing #2, which are more crass than just saying "I have to use the toilet":

take a dump
punch the porcelain
pinch a loaf
bake a brownie
roll a nut log
launch a torpedo
sink the Bismarck
drop the kids off at the pool

Any euphemisms for the male member? We say rod, cock, dick, staff, John Thomas, knob, pecker, pizzle, prick, shaft, tool and winkle in Britain. How about you?

to Hythloday:

All those, plus

tallywhacker
monkeybone
meat / meatpuppet
boinker
stiffie
schlong
mr. happy
wanker
wang / wanger
poker
woody
snake
hose / firehose
willy
chode
boner
peter
dong
pole / manpole
joystick (archaic)
pipecleaner
yak
unit
junk (applies to both male and female genitalia)
chop
war hammer
my third leg

family jewels
ham and eggs
dinky
IT
baloon
the thing

Clark
Je suis iranienne.

Does anyone still use "john no. 1" and "john no. 2" to refer to pee and poop?

no we ONCE IN A LOOOOOOOONG WHILE use number 1 and number 2