There is never a monitor when you need one

#   Wed Apr 29, 2009 7:48 am GMT
I have woken up, switched on my computer and gone to the antimoon site. I must admit, that I am very disappointed by the load of rubbish and childish attacks that are there. I thought that this was a monitored web site in which rubbish and controversial subjects were removed.

monitor definition

# proctor: someone who supervises (an examination)
# admonisher: someone who gives a warning so that a mistake can be avoided
#keep tabs on; keep an eye on; keep under surveillance; "we are monitoring the air quality"; "the police monitor the suspect's moves"

There are also a couple of more interesting definitions.

#an ironclad vessel built by Federal forces to do battle with the Merrimac

http://americancivilwar.com/pictures/ironclads_battle_7.jpg

#any of various large tropical carnivorous lizards of Africa and Asia and Australia; fabled to warn of crocodiles

http://www.tropicalisland.de/komodo/images/BMU%20Komodo%20Island%20Komodo%20dragon%20gargantuan%20monitor%20lizard%20%209%203008x2000.jpg
#   Wed Apr 29, 2009 7:55 am GMT
Monitor lizards are very intelligent, and some species can even count.


Monitor lizards have become a staple in the reptile pet trade.


However, due to their predatory nature and large size some monitors can be dangerous to keep as pets.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monitor_lizard
+   Wed Apr 29, 2009 8:03 am GMT
Lounge Lizard

n. Slang.

1. A generally idle man who haunts establishments or gatherings frequented by the rich or fashionable; a social parasite.

2. A habitué of cocktail lounges.


http://www.foureyesjokeshop.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=1049
it's the truth!   Wed Apr 29, 2009 8:33 am GMT
Monitor: YOU'RE LOOKIN' AT ONE RIGHT AS YOU READ THIS! LOL!
Edward Teach   Wed Apr 29, 2009 2:50 pm GMT
What the hell......
.   Thu Apr 30, 2009 11:44 am GMT
It took me a moment to understand this comment. Yes, of course, a computer monitor.

Monitor: YOU'RE LOOKIN' AT ONE RIGHT AS YOU READ THIS! LOL!
#   Thu Apr 30, 2009 11:50 am GMT
I was concerned about Post's like this one.

I am proving a point







JAMIL NAWAZ Tue Apr 21, 2009 9:40 am GMT


HUH HUH, I"M A CUNT





Which is just offensive.
Edward Teach   Fri May 01, 2009 1:51 am GMT
Maybe he IS a cunt.....