*Lot not lost
and judging from my bad spelling I probably need to learn more English LOL.. Sorry!
and judging from my bad spelling I probably need to learn more English LOL.. Sorry!
Dutch Tongue Twisters / tongbrekers
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
Betty Botter had some butter,
"But," she said, "this butter's bitter.
If I bake this bitter butter,
it would make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter--
that would make my batter better."
So she bought a bit of butter,
better than her bitter butter,
and she baked it in her batter,
and the batter was not bitter.
So 'twas better Betty Botter
bought a bit of better butter.
I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit.
She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the seashore,
I'm sure she sells seashore shells.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
He would chuck, he would, as much as he could,
and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would
if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
Betty Botter had some butter,
"But," she said, "this butter's bitter.
If I bake this bitter butter,
it would make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter--
that would make my batter better."
So she bought a bit of butter,
better than her bitter butter,
and she baked it in her batter,
and the batter was not bitter.
So 'twas better Betty Botter
bought a bit of better butter.
I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit.
She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the seashore,
I'm sure she sells seashore shells.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
He would chuck, he would, as much as he could,
and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would
if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
"Sju sköna sjuksköterskor hjälpte sjutiosju sjösjuka sjömän på det sjunkande skeppet Shanghai" or "Sex laxar i en laxask"
Drie heksen bewonderen drie Swatch-horloges.
welke heks kijkt naar welk horloge?
nu het engels....
Three witches watch three Swatch watches.
which witch watch which Swatch watch?
en dan nu voor de gevorderde....
drie transseksuele heksen bewonderen drie swatch horlogeknopjes.
welke transseksuele heks kijkt naar welk swatch horlogeknopje?
nu weer het engels....
three switched witches watch three swatch watch switches.
which switched witch watch which swatch watch switch?
is die nie funny???
welke heks kijkt naar welk horloge?
nu het engels....
Three witches watch three Swatch watches.
which witch watch which Swatch watch?
en dan nu voor de gevorderde....
drie transseksuele heksen bewonderen drie swatch horlogeknopjes.
welke transseksuele heks kijkt naar welk swatch horlogeknopje?
nu weer het engels....
three switched witches watch three swatch watch switches.
which switched witch watch which swatch watch switch?
is die nie funny???
Here in the Midwest, there's a fast-food chain that seels hamburgers called 'butter burgers', which are basically just hamburgers with butter on the bun. Anyway, their slogan is:
A better brand of beef makes a butter burger better.
Which is kind of a tongue twister (try to say it five times fast).
A better brand of beef makes a butter burger better.
Which is kind of a tongue twister (try to say it five times fast).
Supposedly the hardest one in English:
The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick.
Difficult to even say slowly!
The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick.
Difficult to even say slowly!
Big bad bug's black blood. (This one's only difficult when you repeat it several times quickly.)
Ik las bij Kelly, no.7 "wat was wat voor wat wat was?".
Een veel mooiere vind ik:
"Wat was was eer was was was?"
Antwoord: "Eer was was was was was is"
Het komt uit een limmerick van Kees Stip, waarin een bij mee deed
aan een quiz. Het geheel weet ik niet meer; vind ik het nog ergens
dan zal ik het u laten weten.
Een veel mooiere vind ik:
"Wat was was eer was was was?"
Antwoord: "Eer was was was was was is"
Het komt uit een limmerick van Kees Stip, waarin een bij mee deed
aan een quiz. Het geheel weet ik niet meer; vind ik het nog ergens
dan zal ik het u laten weten.
Arie Ritmeester,
Kelly's tongtwister is in Afrikaans and not Dutch.This would explain the difference.
Kelly's tongtwister is in Afrikaans and not Dutch.This would explain the difference.
Sander:
Ik heb een vraag an je, de geen taalvraag is, maar toch over Nederland is en in nederlands:
Is het waar wat Feyo Schelto Sixma Baron van Heemstra in zijn boek "Roman Hagois" schrijvt, dat koning Willem 3. zijn eigen vader, koning Willem II, schoot onder en wilde party op paleis Het Loo en dat zijn dode lijkam dan naar Tilburg gebracht worde, wo er offiziël overled?
Kijk op:
http://www.koningkeizerrijken.info/konings-moord.htm
Ik heb een vraag an je, de geen taalvraag is, maar toch over Nederland is en in nederlands:
Is het waar wat Feyo Schelto Sixma Baron van Heemstra in zijn boek "Roman Hagois" schrijvt, dat koning Willem 3. zijn eigen vader, koning Willem II, schoot onder en wilde party op paleis Het Loo en dat zijn dode lijkam dan naar Tilburg gebracht worde, wo er offiziël overled?
Kijk op:
http://www.koningkeizerrijken.info/konings-moord.htm
The Japanese call tongue twister fast mouth (haya kuchi).
An example (Tatoeba):
Nama mugi, nama gome (kome?), nama tamago.
Raw wheat, raw rice, raw eggs.
An example (Tatoeba):
Nama mugi, nama gome (kome?), nama tamago.
Raw wheat, raw rice, raw eggs.