An English Gentleman!

welsh sheila:   Sun Feb 12, 2006 11:07 am GMT
A short story! I wrote to make contact,with a "gentleman",the relpy I received as follows:

"sorry ,but in my best phonetic english,I dont speak welsh,:: my helicopter is full of sheep!!!

To which I replied," ?????,

It was just a matter of time before a relpy was forthcoming ,which read as !

" maybe you can understand this phonetics:my hvrenith vie a ckhlaown a difvide" .

Now being of a somewhat uneducated nature (welsh!) could a more pleasant person please dissect this for me ,and is the behaviour of a "Phonetic Genius",? Am I to believe I am having the urination taken out of me? If any persons could ease my troubled and wounded soul ,a reply would be appriciated.

heavans1012@hotmail.com