question

abc   Sun Apr 02, 2006 4:18 am GMT
how do you say bullshit in a nice polite way?
Kirk   Sun Apr 02, 2006 4:40 am GMT
"nonsense" works.
Uriel   Sun Apr 02, 2006 2:47 pm GMT
As the joke goes, "I used to say 'bullshit', but now I say 'That's nice.'"
Benquasha   Sun Apr 02, 2006 3:58 pm GMT
I say sumthing similar to Uriel 'cept I say "That's uh... interesting." With a disbelieving lean on the 'interesting'.
Jim C, York   Sun Apr 02, 2006 4:37 pm GMT
If you want to be blunt, whilst being polite. Try "Cock and Bull" but remember to say it in the most overblown shakespearian accent to get the best effect. ;)
abc   Mon Apr 03, 2006 12:25 pm GMT
could you guys think of any other words?
Ed   Mon Apr 03, 2006 12:41 pm GMT
Try "nonsense", "twaddle" or "piffle", though the last two are rather old-fashioned and may be amusing, especially "piffle".
Jim C, York   Mon Apr 03, 2006 2:38 pm GMT
Hogwash, is one of my personal favourites. Often used by dusty old majors in dark corners of pubs reading the Times.
Guest   Mon Apr 03, 2006 3:21 pm GMT
crap, stupid, rubbish, silly, foolish...

you made that up!
You're lying.
Ye, whatever!
Ben   Mon Apr 03, 2006 3:45 pm GMT
...baloney, codswallop...

The list is huge.

Ben.