I want to learn Esperanto

Please can a native speaker help me learning Esperanto? Thanks so much.

I'm a native speaker of Esperanto, I was born in Esperanto-land.

Excellent ! I was hoping to meet such a person.

What will I learn in lesson 1 ?

Thanks

j-p.a

Hurry up!

I can't wait for ever, time is money! I must learn Esperanto NOW

Yours sincerely

j-p.a

Before teaching you the language you must learn the history of it:

Esperanto was developed in the late 1870s and early 1880s by ophthalmologist Dr. Ludovic Lazarus Zamenhof, a Polish Jew from the West of the Russian Empire (now Poland).

How interesting is that?
Would you like to keep learning or did that negativley influence you?

Franco

I don't need such infos but the LANGUAGE. Teach me your language please.

You can begin with the grammar.

Thanks in advance

j-p.a

I'm waiting.

Thanks

j-p.a

Ok:

Ĉu vi parolas Esperanton? = Do you speak Esperanto?

Cool huh?

Excellent. How can I reply this?

No, no parolo Esperanton ?

Very good, you're catching on fast!

Bom est! - It's good!

Grazi !! I like this language. What do I learn now?

Thanks,
j-p.a

I have decided that I like Esperanto and I shall not learn German. They kept me waiting FAR TOO LONG. I cannot be expected to waste my time waiting.

Next lesson please.

Thank you in advance

I can't wait this long, I'm a busy man.

You will teach me more tomorrow.

Thank you kindly

j-p.a

to learn a language, you need buy a dictionary, a CD of language teaching, or a Professor, here you cannot learn a language...

Where can I buy a professor? How much do they cost? What shop sells them? Wall-mart?