Language-to-Language Quotes

Clark   Sunday, October 05, 2003, 06:36 GMT
Cornish is Irish as spoken by the Welsh.
Clark   Sunday, October 05, 2003, 12:00 GMT
Manx is Scottish Gaelic as spoken by the English.
Juan   Monday, October 06, 2003, 02:51 GMT
What is the point to all this?? Is neither interesting or educational.
Clark   Monday, October 06, 2003, 04:00 GMT
You might be mad because of what was said about Spanish. Anyhow, it is just supposed to be funny, but since you do not get it...
Jim   Monday, October 06, 2003, 05:30 GMT
Why need there be a point?
Juan   Monday, October 06, 2003, 06:42 GMT
Nuh Im not mad, just asking out of curiosity. Yeah, you are right I dont get it.
Clark   Monday, October 06, 2003, 07:22 GMT
French is Latin as spoken by the Celtic Gauls.
Italian is Latin after Rome was invaded by foreigners.
Spanish is Latin as spoken by Roman Soldiers.
Portuguese is Latin as spoken by French monks.
Romanian is Latin as spoken by Slavs.
SagaSon   Wednesday, October 08, 2003, 06:23 GMT
Portuguese is what happens when a language can't get more useless, easier or uglier.
SagaSon   Wednesday, October 08, 2003, 06:35 GMT
I got one better
Portuguese is Spanish as spoken by Ignorants.
Juan   Wednesday, October 08, 2003, 06:36 GMT
I wouldn't go that far...