Job application

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Deer Sir,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well.

I´m lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser. .

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.


Sinseerly,

Purl May Starlings


PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me taken at my last jobb.






Employer's (BOSS) response:......


Dear Pearl May,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check.

Please join immediately.

I think you're applying for a job at the wrong place.

At least we know you aren't French, due to the fact that you want to work.

But you might be british, tell me are you a pregnant teen or a crack whore?

This was a joke which I received today so I thought that it's funny, isn't it.

Yep, it was funny and it had really scared Adam out of his wits.. just kidding!! :)