The Redneck Dictionary:

example: wat.er.front...as in "I know what she looks like from the back but I dont know waterfront looks like."

Yes, I heard the author being interviewed on the radio:

Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary
by: Jeff Foxworthy

lettercarrier - if she's gon' pack all that stuff, i say; hell, lettercarrier own luggage :)

my wife is a dozen...

dozen cook
dozen work
dozen think