Due to the trend that American young people are keen in speaking and learning Arabic for gaining their job promotion, they give up their belief in Christianity and become muslims. It means they believe in Islam. They will persuade their new USA president to swear on Quran, not Bible!
USA will adopt Arabic as the official language!
Тhe USA already has a Muslim president, so it's a lot more relevant and present than it may seem to those sceptics who will undoubtedly surface to pull mocking faces at the glorious suggestions of this noble soul who has taken it upon himself to initiate us in this wonderful secret of future felicity. Godwilling, it will be so! Insallah! Bismallah! Allahu akhbar!