debate, please help me now

jessica   Wed Jun 03, 2009 9:38 am GMT
Can somebody help me now?
I have to participate in debate tomorrow.
That is just informal style.
The topic is cdma is better than gsm.
I am not expert in that field and I am not good at english.
So I think I should take part as person just to attraction the audience.
I mean like that who will firstly introduce the members the group and
at the same time introducing benefits of cdma talking some humours and
making people feel amusement.
Because I am not good at English, I don't want to participate but it is a must for me.
Can somebody help me to write that introduction for me?

It will be a great help for me.
helper   Wed Jun 03, 2009 12:26 pm GMT
Jessica, your problem is not english, just go and read some information about it :http://www.google.bg/search?hl=bg&q=cdma+is+better+than+gsm&btnG=Google+%D1%82%D1%8A%D1%80%D1%81%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%B5&meta=&aq=f&oq=
jessica   Wed Jun 03, 2009 12:44 pm GMT
no, u don't understand what i said.
there are other people in my group.
They will talk about detail process of cdma.
Before they start their part, firstly I want to get the attention from the audience to our group.
I have to introduce myself and other members.
and I want to make audience amuse.
Verizon man   Wed Jun 03, 2009 1:19 pm GMT
<<Before they start their part, firstly I want to get the attention from the audience to our group. >>

Why not try:

"Ladies and Gentlemen, how many of you have GSM phones -- raise your hands. OK, I want all of you to take out your GSM phones and hold them up. Now, throw those crummy old phones up here on stage. Don't worry, I'll duck if necessary.

We're now going to prove to you beyond any shadow of a doubt that CDMA and W-CDMA, the protocol of the future, is overwhelmingly superior in every imaginable way to the old-fashioned GSM. At the end of this debate, I'm betting that none of you will feel like coming up here to retrieve your GSM phones -- they probably won't work now anyway."
a demotivator   Wed Jun 03, 2009 1:22 pm GMT
Debating a subject you don't know much about in a language you don't know is pretty stupid. But maybe you indeed are stupid.

As the way you express yourself in written English is so poor and ugly, I'm sure that you would sound disgusting and unintelligible if you tried to utter any, even the most simple, English sentences.

"Can somebody help me to write that introduction for me?"

Maybe we could, but we will not do it for you. You can count on that.

"no, u don't understand what i said."

Oh no. We are so stupid because we don't understand your broken English.

"and I want to make audience amuse."

You will succeed. I'd love to see how you are reduced into tears before a nasty audience that is smiling and laughing at you (=amused by you).
Robin Michael   Wed Jun 03, 2009 11:54 pm GMT
This is quite a good article.

http://www.pctoday.com/editorial/article.asp?article=articles%2F2006%2Ft0401%2F24t01%2F24t01.asp


One side could wave the Union Jack, and the other side could wave the Stars and Stripes.
Jessica   Thu Jun 04, 2009 5:14 pm GMT
hello Verizon man
Thank you very much for your kind reply.
It is really a great help for me.
You gave me a really good idea and now the debate has been successfully finished.
I don't know how to express my hapiness now.
Thanks again.
I really thank you.

and I also thank helper and Robin Michael.
You gave me a good web site link and it helped me a lot.
Thank you very much.
Daniel   Mon Jun 08, 2009 4:54 pm GMT
Dear Jessica,

I now know something about the english ability of the audience too :-)
Good job with the debate;congrats.

Best regards,
Daniel