Hallo Booyakasha Westside, What is youse think of my show?

Ali G from Staines   Tue Dec 20, 2005 6:10 pm GMT
Dis youse think my English is good? The way dat I present it on my show for my viewers, How can I teech better English in Staines? Any suggestions from you chums is greatly appreciated.
Tom K.   Wed Dec 21, 2005 3:00 am GMT
Da Ali G Show is the funniest thing I have ever seen in my life. I got the first 2 seasons on DVD, and I can understand everything just fine. Only thing I don't get is, why is England called "Staines"?
Guest   Wed Dec 21, 2005 3:22 am GMT
Staines is his hometown in England.
Lazar   Wed Dec 21, 2005 3:23 am GMT
Staines is a town located near London. ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Staines )
Ali G from Staines   Wed Dec 21, 2005 2:14 pm GMT
Westsidee! Me be in Staines the Massive crew that be wrecking your hood! Staines is me posse and me posse is cool, for real. Respect... I is be from Staines, not far from des Windsor castle. You be liking it, for real, listen to Misteeq whilst driving ur Benz through my neighborhood and I be checking it. Respect.

(P.S.My English sounds African doesn't it...)
Ali G from Staines   Wed Dec 21, 2005 2:18 pm GMT
Is it because I'm black?...
Ali G from Staines   Wed Dec 21, 2005 2:19 pm GMT
Respect!
Ali G from Staines   Fri Dec 23, 2005 5:25 pm GMT
Respect! For Real? What is youse tink of de spice girls? And now Posh not with Beckham - was it because of my interview with them? Did I cause a massive laugh session that they had to break apart? Oh my. For Real...
Ali G   Fri Dec 30, 2005 7:46 pm GMT
Respect !
Ali G   Tue Jan 03, 2006 6:07 pm GMT
Ali G in da house! Massive of the West Side of Staines,

who wanna battle
don't make me tattle,
I spit rhymes like its collater-al
Don't knock me
I'm just a beat mixer
I creat an elixer
of Music
To dance to in Staines
And rattle your brains
Don't carry candy canes
And eat that plains
Du Poulet
Quelle sont mange
Le suis allez
Staines
Staines
Staines