Dis youse think my English is good? The way dat I present it on my show for my viewers, How can I teech better English in Staines? Any suggestions from you chums is greatly appreciated.
Hallo Booyakasha Westside, What is youse think of my show?
Da Ali G Show is the funniest thing I have ever seen in my life. I got the first 2 seasons on DVD, and I can understand everything just fine. Only thing I don't get is, why is England called "Staines"?
Staines is a town located near London. ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Staines )
Westsidee! Me be in Staines the Massive crew that be wrecking your hood! Staines is me posse and me posse is cool, for real. Respect... I is be from Staines, not far from des Windsor castle. You be liking it, for real, listen to Misteeq whilst driving ur Benz through my neighborhood and I be checking it. Respect.
(P.S.My English sounds African doesn't it...)
(P.S.My English sounds African doesn't it...)
Respect! For Real? What is youse tink of de spice girls? And now Posh not with Beckham - was it because of my interview with them? Did I cause a massive laugh session that they had to break apart? Oh my. For Real...
Ali G in da house! Massive of the West Side of Staines,
who wanna battle
don't make me tattle,
I spit rhymes like its collater-al
Don't knock me
I'm just a beat mixer
I creat an elixer
of Music
To dance to in Staines
And rattle your brains
Don't carry candy canes
And eat that plains
Du Poulet
Quelle sont mange
Le suis allez
Staines
Staines
Staines
who wanna battle
don't make me tattle,
I spit rhymes like its collater-al
Don't knock me
I'm just a beat mixer
I creat an elixer
of Music
To dance to in Staines
And rattle your brains
Don't carry candy canes
And eat that plains
Du Poulet
Quelle sont mange
Le suis allez
Staines
Staines
Staines