Why has no one commented about the tragic loss of the Laura Ashley stores AND PERFUMES?
The discontinuation of the Laura Ashley perfumes has resulted in an unintelligible demise of all things English, all English accents that warmed our homes.
This demise has wrecked our very lives, and women everywhere are suffering without Laura Ashley perfumes! Please write to Laura Ashley and urgently request the return of Laura Ashley No. 1, Laura Ashley No. 2, and Emma!
We have lost the English culture embodied in the Laura Ashley perfumes.
Until the perfumes return, we are at the brink of annihilation!
The discontinuation of the Laura Ashley perfumes has resulted in an unintelligible demise of all things English, all English accents that warmed our homes.
This demise has wrecked our very lives, and women everywhere are suffering without Laura Ashley perfumes! Please write to Laura Ashley and urgently request the return of Laura Ashley No. 1, Laura Ashley No. 2, and Emma!
We have lost the English culture embodied in the Laura Ashley perfumes.
Until the perfumes return, we are at the brink of annihilation!