Unintelligible Loss of Everything English

LauraAshley4Ever   Mon Aug 31, 2009 8:30 pm GMT
Why has no one commented about the tragic loss of the Laura Ashley stores AND PERFUMES?

The discontinuation of the Laura Ashley perfumes has resulted in an unintelligible demise of all things English, all English accents that warmed our homes.

This demise has wrecked our very lives, and women everywhere are suffering without Laura Ashley perfumes! Please write to Laura Ashley and urgently request the return of Laura Ashley No. 1, Laura Ashley No. 2, and Emma!

We have lost the English culture embodied in the Laura Ashley perfumes.

Until the perfumes return, we are at the brink of annihilation!
pfth!   Tue Sep 01, 2009 2:41 am GMT
Aww, did we suffer the closing of an olfactory? That darned economy.
LauraAshley4Ever   Wed Sep 09, 2009 4:07 am GMT
Please write to Laura Ashley and request that Laura Ashley No. 1, No. 2, and Emma perfumes return!

This should be the top priority for everyone in England!!!!!!!!

May these English perfumes never be lost! The perfumes are quintessentially ENGLISH!

Bring back our beloved Laura Ashley perfumes!
John   Wed Sep 09, 2009 11:02 pm GMT
I'm sure you will find something else to help cover your smell.