Text speak

???   Fri Dec 18, 2009 3:52 pm GMT
No, this isn't a question about actual abbreviations used when texting, but rather the grammar patterns for the term 'to text' itself.

I have noticed that here in the UK, some people, myself included, say the following:

I text
He texts
I/He texted
Texts (plural)

Yet I have heard a lot of people say:

I text
He textes
I/He text (past)
Textes (plural)

I wonder why two different sets of morphology have come about, especially regarding the third person/plural addition of 'es' (at least in terms of pronunciation), which doesn't follow the normal pattern in English at all. I mean, no one would refer to multiple texts in a book as 'textes'.

Also, has the same thing happened in the US and other English speaking countries?
50 Cent   Fri Dec 18, 2009 6:17 pm GMT
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