Easiest language in absolute terms?

Grunting, all teenagers do it, and if they don't understand just do it louder.

Quoth someone not very well versed in English:

<< 1) The bandage was wound around the wound.
2) The farm was used to produce produce . >>

You should know that all these words, though they're written the same, all have different pronunciations, right? So it's not really the "same" word, right?
Good luck next time.

English is the easiest language of the Galaxy.

American English

Malay.

AFRIKAANS!


One thing that Afrikaans does have going for it is that it really isn't a difficult language to learn if one already knows English. As with English, and unlike all of the continental West-Germanic languages, nouns in Afrikaans have no gender; pronouns make no distinctions between case, nor do nouns have number distinctions; and in general, the grammar is a lot more regular than that of Dutch or (horror of horrors) German. Another good thing to be said for Afrikaans, and which also happens to be true of German, is that things are usually pronounced as they are spelled, which isn't all that true of Dutch, and far too often untrue of ye** olde Englishe language.

<<nor do nouns have number distinctions>>

I thought the plural ending was usually '-e' (dag -> dage), with a few irregular nouns (hemp -> hemde; kind -> kinders)