Multi-Dialectal

Eddy   Fri Feb 12, 2010 2:06 am GMT
Are you multi-dialectal? If so, please provide details.
accentor   Fri Feb 12, 2010 2:16 am GMT
I can speak English with no accent, or with a convincing California accent or an unconvincing London/New Zealand/South African accent.
Pontifice   Fri Feb 12, 2010 2:20 am GMT
YO wazzap ma niggaz yo I speak da language of da hood an a speak propa English ma bruda. Yeah ma nigga howz dat for muddafucking mintness eh, ya bitch ass muddafukas? Dat shitz hot, im da man yo.

Hello, how are you doing, my good friends? I speak standard English as well as the vernacular dialect spoken in suburban working class neighbourhoods. That is quite marvellous don't you think so, jolly old chaps? Oh, doesn't it fill me with such euphoria and pride!
common sense   Sat Feb 13, 2010 12:19 am GMT
@accentor
You can speak English with "no accent"? hahahahaha
accentor   Sat Feb 13, 2010 1:13 am GMT
>> @accentor You can speak English with "no accent"? hahahahaha <<

Well at least in my town.
Angela Merkel   Sat Feb 13, 2010 1:22 am GMT
Я УМЕЮ ГОВОРИТЬ НЕ ТОЛЬКО НА ВСЕХ ЯЗЫКАХ НА СВЕТЕ, НО И НА ВСЕХ ДИАЛЕКТАХ. Я ВЫНУЖДЕНА ОБСТОЯТЕЛЬСТВАМИ СКАЗАТЬ, ЧТО Я САМЫЙ УМНЫЙ ЧЕЛОВЕК В ИСТОРИИ ЧЕЛОВЕЧЕСТВА. ПОЗДРАВЛЯЙТЕ МЕНЯ! Я УМНЕЕ, ЧЕМ ЭЙНШТЕЙН, НЬЮТОН И МЕНДЕЛЕЕВ, ВМЕСТЕ ВЗЯТЫЕ.
* * *   Sat Feb 13, 2010 3:51 am GMT
"multi-dialectal?"

Everybody is, to some extent.