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I hope I did not offend anyone. In the topic posted as "Swedish", I meant to call it "Norwegian".

This is what I wrote:

Hello, I have a friend from Norway and his birthday is coming up, and I wanted to write this message to him in Norwegian. I tried an on-line Swedish-English translator, but it wasn't very good. (I retranslated the Norwegian text into english and it was completely off.)

Would a kind person translate this please?

<Hey Jon! Happy birthday! You are now fifteen, and you will soon be driving. (I will stay off of the roads when you begin driving.) I am very grateful that you are my friend. You are an awesome person!>

I need this as soon as possible.

Thank you.

"Hey Jon! Happy birthday! You are now fifteen, and you will soon be driving. (I will stay off of the roads when you begin driving.) I am very grateful that you are my friend. You are an awesome person!"

Hei Jon!
Gratulerer med dagen!
Du er nå femten og du vil snart kjøre.
(jeg vil holde meg unna fortauet når du starter å kjøre). Jeg er veldig takknemlig for at du er min venn. Du er en snill person!

Me, myself and I had a good try, but didn't get it quite right. The coorect translation is:
Hei Jon!
Gratulerer med dagen!
Du er nå femten og skal snart å begynne å kjøre.
(jeg kommer til å holde meg unna veiene når du starter å kjøre). Jeg er veldig takknemlig for at du er min venn. Du er et flott menneske!

The things that were not correct:
vil - means "wants to", not necessarily "going to".
fortauet = the sidewalk, so that's obviously wrong.
snill = kind
person - sounds a bit formal in Norwegian

Språk (ubestemt) betegner menneskenes måter å kommunisere på. Bevisst kommunikasjon skjer ved hjelp av lydspråk, tegnspråk og skriftspråk, ubevisst kommunikasjon for eksempel ved kroppsspråk. Språkvitenskap betegnes som lingvistikk.

Språk (bestemt) er derimot hvert enkelte tegnsystem som brukes til kommunikasjon, som menneskelige enkeltspråk (f. eks. norsk), fagspråk (juristisk språk), programmeringsspråk (f.eks. Java) etc. Vitenskapen om enkeltspråk heter filologi, kunnskapen om ordenes utvikling og betydning heter etymologi.

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