Lonely Old Woman
An _older lady_ was somewhat lonely, and decided that she needed a pet to
keep her company.
So off to the pet shop she went. Forlornly, she searched. Nothing
seemed to catch her interest, except_this one ugly frog_.
As she walked by the barrel he was in, he looked up and winked at her!
He whispered, "I'm lonely too, buy me and you won't be sorry." The old
lady figured, what the heck, as she hadn't anything else.
So, she bought the frog and went to her car. Driving down the road the
frog whispered to her, "Kiss me, you won't be sorry."
So, the old lady figured what the heck, and kissed the frog.
Immediately the frog turned into an absolutely gorgeous, sexy, handsome, young prince.
Then the prince kissed her back, and you know what the old lady turned
into?
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The first motel she could find. (She's old, not dead) _
1. How do you see the difference between an elderly lady and an older one?
2. “This one + a noun” looks odd to me. How common is the collocation?
3. I don’t get the punch line. Could you please explain it?
Tnx.
An _older lady_ was somewhat lonely, and decided that she needed a pet to
keep her company.
So off to the pet shop she went. Forlornly, she searched. Nothing
seemed to catch her interest, except_this one ugly frog_.
As she walked by the barrel he was in, he looked up and winked at her!
He whispered, "I'm lonely too, buy me and you won't be sorry." The old
lady figured, what the heck, as she hadn't anything else.
So, she bought the frog and went to her car. Driving down the road the
frog whispered to her, "Kiss me, you won't be sorry."
So, the old lady figured what the heck, and kissed the frog.
Immediately the frog turned into an absolutely gorgeous, sexy, handsome, young prince.
Then the prince kissed her back, and you know what the old lady turned
into?
_Scroll down...
The first motel she could find. (She's old, not dead) _
1. How do you see the difference between an elderly lady and an older one?
2. “This one + a noun” looks odd to me. How common is the collocation?
3. I don’t get the punch line. Could you please explain it?
Tnx.