Here are some ideas for a third person gender neutral pronoun.
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| || [[Nominative case|Nominative (subject)]] || [[Accusative case|Accusative (object)]] || [[Possessive adjective]] || [[Possessive pronoun]] || [[Reflexive pronoun|Reflexive]]
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|'''[[Spivak pronoun|Spivak (new)]]''' || ''Ey'' laughed || I kissed ''em'' || ''Eir'' head hurts || I am ''eirs'' || E feeds ''emself''
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|'''[[Spivak pronoun|Spivak (old) ]]''' || ''E'' laughed || I kissed ''em'' || ''Eir'' head hurts || I am ''eirs'' || E feeds ''eirself''
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|'''Sie and hir'''<ref>First recorded use on usenet: {{cite newsgroup
| title =receptors
| author =Chip Hitchcock
| date =1981-05-26
| newsgroup = fa.sf-lovers
| url =http://groups.google.com/group/fa.sf-lovers/msg/b98bd808f4ba41bc?output=gplain
| accessdate = 2007-01-01 }}</ref> || ''Sie'' laughed || I kissed ''hir'' || ''Hir'' head hurts || I am ''hirs'' || Sie feeds ''hirself''
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|'''Xe'''<ref>[http://www.autistics.org/library/AE2000-ToM.html A discussion about theory of Mind]: a paper from 2000 that uses and defines these pronouns''</ref> || ''[[wikt:xe|Xe]]'' laughed || I kissed ''[[wikt:xem|xem]]'' || ''[[wikt:xyr|Xyr]]'' head hurts || I am ''[[wikt:xyrs|xyrs]]'' || Xe feeds ''[[wikt:xemself|xemself]]''
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|'''Ve'''<ref>Proposed by New Zealand writer [[Keri Hulme]] some time in the 1980s. Also used by writer [[Greg Egan]] for non-gendered [[artificial intelligence]]s and "[[asexuality|asex]]" humans.
<br>
{{cite book
| last = Egan
| first = Greg
| authorlink = Greg Egan
| title = [[Diaspora (novel)|Diaspora]]
| publisher = [[Gollancz]]
| date = July 1998
| url = http://gregegan.customer.netspace.net.au/DIASPORA/01/Orphanogenesis.html
| id = ISBN 0-75280-925-3 }}
<br>
{{cite book
| last = Egan
| first = Greg
| authorlink = Greg Egan
| title = [[Distress (novel)|Distress]]
| id = ISBN 1-85799-484-1 }}
</ref> || ''Ve'' laughed || I kissed ''ver'' || ''Vis'' head hurts || I am ''vis'' || Ve feeds ''verself''
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|'''Ze and mer'''<ref>{{cite web
| last =Creel
| first =Richard
| year = 1997
| url =http://www.apa.udel.edu/apa/archive/newsletters/v97n1/teaching/ze.asp
| title =Ze, Zer, Mer
| work =APA Newsletters
| publisher =The American Philosophical Association
| language =English
| accessdate =2006-05-15
| accessyear =
}}</ref> || ''Ze'' laughed || I kissed ''mer'' || ''Zer'' head hurts || I am ''zer'' || Ze feeds ''zemself''
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|'''Ze and hir'''<ref>Example:
<br>
{{cite book
| last = Bornstein
| first = Kate
| authorlink = Kate Bornstein
| title = My Gender Workbook
| id = ISBN 0-41591-673-9 }}</ref> || ''Ze'' laughed || I kissed ''hir'' || ''Hir'' head hurts || I am ''hirs'' || Ze feeds ''hirself''
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|'''Zie''' || ''Zie'' laughed || I kissed ''zir'' || ''Zir'' head hurts || I am ''zirs'' || Zie feeds ''zirself''
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|'''E''' || ''E'' laughed || I kissed ''het'' || ''Het'' head hurts || I am ''hets'' || E feeds ''hetself''
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|'''Thon'''<ref>proposed in 1884 by American lawyer Charles Converse. Reference: {{cite web |url=http://www.randomhouse.com/wotd/index.pperl?date=19980812 |title=Epicene |accessdate=2006-12-20 |date=[[1998-08-12]] |work=The Mavens' Word of the Day |publisher=[[Random House]] }}</ref> || ''Thon'' laughed || I kissed ''thon'' || ''Thons'' head hurts || I am ''thon's'' || Thon feeds ''thonself''
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|'''Hu''' || ''Hu'' laughed || I kissed ''hu'' || ''Hu's'' head hurts || I am ''hu's'' || Hu feeds ''huself''
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|'''Hesh''' || ''Hesh'' laughed || I kissed ''hesh'' || ''Hesh's'' head hurts || I am ''hesh's'' || Hesh feeds ''heshself''
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|'''Ne''' || ''Ne'' laughed || I kissed ''nim'' || ''nis'' head hurts || I am ''nis'' || Nis feeds ''nimself''
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|'''Hiser''' || ''Ne'' laughed || I kissed ''nim'' || ''nis'' head hurts || I am ''nis'' || Nis feeds ''nimself''
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|'''En''' || ''En'' laughed || I kissed ''en'' || ''Ens'' head hurts || I am ''en'' || En feeds ''enself''
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|'''Hi''' || ''Hi'' laughed || I kissed ''hem'' || ''Hes'' head hurts || I am ''hes'' || Hi feeds ''hemself''
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|'''Le''' || ''Le'' laughed || I kissed ''lim'' || ''Lis'' head hurts || I am ''lis'' || Le feeds ''limself''
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|'''Himer''' || ''Himer'' laughed || I kissed ''himer'' || ''Himer's'' head hurts || I am ''Himers'' || Le feeds ''himerself''
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|'''Ir''' || ''Ir'' laughed || I kissed ''iro'' || ''Irs'' head hurts || I am ''irs'' || Le feeds ''irself''
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|'''Se''' || ''Se'' laughed || I kissed ''sim'' || ''sis'' head hurts || I am ''sis'' || se feeds ''simself''
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|'''Hse''' || ''Hse'' laughed || I kissed ''Hse'' || ''Hse's'' head hurts || I am ''hse's'' || Hse feeds ''hseself''
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|'''Co''' || ''Co'' laughed || I kissed ''co'' || ''Cos'' head hurts || I am ''cos'' || Co feeds ''coself''
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|'''Ve''' || ''Ve'' laughed || I kissed ''ver'' || ''Vis'' head hurts || I am ''vis'' || Ve feeds ''verself''
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|'''tey''' || ''Tey'' laughed || I kissed ''tem'' || ''Term'' head hurts || I am ''terms'' || Term feeds ''termself''
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|'''Ze''' || ''Ze'' laughed || I kissed ''zim'' || ''Zees'' head hurts || I am ''zees'' || Ze feeds ''Zeeself''
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|'''Per''' || ''Per'' laughed || I kissed ''per'' || ''Pers'' head hurts || I am ''pers'' || Per feeds ''perself''
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|'''Na''' || ''Na'' laughed || I kissed ''nan'' || ''Nas'' head hurts || I am ''nas'' || Na feeds ''naself''
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|'''En''' || ''En'' laughed || I kissed ''ar'' || ''Es'' head hurts || I am ''es'' || En feeds ''arself''
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|'''Ey''' || ''Ey'' laughed || I kissed ''em'' || ''Eir'' head hurts || I am ''eirs'' || Ey feeds ''emself''
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|'''Rim''' || ''Rim'' laughed || I kissed ''run'' || ''Ris'' head hurts || I am ''ris'' | Rim feeds ''rimself''.
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|'''Ae''' || ''Ae'' laughed || I kissed ''ae'' || ''Ae's'' head hurts || I am ''ae's'' || Ae feeds ''aeself''
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|'''Et''' || ''Et'' laughed || I kissed ''et'' || ''Ets'' head hurts || I am ''ets'' || Et feeds ''etself''
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|'''Heshe''' || ''Heshe'' laughed || I kissed ''hen'' || ''Hes'' head hurts || I am ''hes'' || Heshe feeds ''hemself''
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|'''Hann''' || ''Hann'' laughed || I kissed ''hann'' || ''Hanns'' head hurts || I am ''hanns'' || Hann feeds ''hannself''
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|'''Herm''' || ''Herm'' laughed || I kissed ''herm'' || ''Herm's'' head hurts || I am ''herm's'' || Herm feeds ''hermself''
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|-
| || [[Nominative case|Nominative (subject)]] || [[Accusative case|Accusative (object)]] || [[Possessive adjective]] || [[Possessive pronoun]] || [[Reflexive pronoun|Reflexive]]
|-
|'''[[Spivak pronoun|Spivak (new)]]''' || ''Ey'' laughed || I kissed ''em'' || ''Eir'' head hurts || I am ''eirs'' || E feeds ''emself''
|-
|'''[[Spivak pronoun|Spivak (old) ]]''' || ''E'' laughed || I kissed ''em'' || ''Eir'' head hurts || I am ''eirs'' || E feeds ''eirself''
|-
|'''Sie and hir'''<ref>First recorded use on usenet: {{cite newsgroup
| title =receptors
| author =Chip Hitchcock
| date =1981-05-26
| newsgroup = fa.sf-lovers
| url =http://groups.google.com/group/fa.sf-lovers/msg/b98bd808f4ba41bc?output=gplain
| accessdate = 2007-01-01 }}</ref> || ''Sie'' laughed || I kissed ''hir'' || ''Hir'' head hurts || I am ''hirs'' || Sie feeds ''hirself''
|-
|'''Xe'''<ref>[http://www.autistics.org/library/AE2000-ToM.html A discussion about theory of Mind]: a paper from 2000 that uses and defines these pronouns''</ref> || ''[[wikt:xe|Xe]]'' laughed || I kissed ''[[wikt:xem|xem]]'' || ''[[wikt:xyr|Xyr]]'' head hurts || I am ''[[wikt:xyrs|xyrs]]'' || Xe feeds ''[[wikt:xemself|xemself]]''
|-
|'''Ve'''<ref>Proposed by New Zealand writer [[Keri Hulme]] some time in the 1980s. Also used by writer [[Greg Egan]] for non-gendered [[artificial intelligence]]s and "[[asexuality|asex]]" humans.
<br>
{{cite book
| last = Egan
| first = Greg
| authorlink = Greg Egan
| title = [[Diaspora (novel)|Diaspora]]
| publisher = [[Gollancz]]
| date = July 1998
| url = http://gregegan.customer.netspace.net.au/DIASPORA/01/Orphanogenesis.html
| id = ISBN 0-75280-925-3 }}
<br>
{{cite book
| last = Egan
| first = Greg
| authorlink = Greg Egan
| title = [[Distress (novel)|Distress]]
| id = ISBN 1-85799-484-1 }}
</ref> || ''Ve'' laughed || I kissed ''ver'' || ''Vis'' head hurts || I am ''vis'' || Ve feeds ''verself''
|-
|'''Ze and mer'''<ref>{{cite web
| last =Creel
| first =Richard
| year = 1997
| url =http://www.apa.udel.edu/apa/archive/newsletters/v97n1/teaching/ze.asp
| title =Ze, Zer, Mer
| work =APA Newsletters
| publisher =The American Philosophical Association
| language =English
| accessdate =2006-05-15
| accessyear =
}}</ref> || ''Ze'' laughed || I kissed ''mer'' || ''Zer'' head hurts || I am ''zer'' || Ze feeds ''zemself''
|-
|'''Ze and hir'''<ref>Example:
<br>
{{cite book
| last = Bornstein
| first = Kate
| authorlink = Kate Bornstein
| title = My Gender Workbook
| id = ISBN 0-41591-673-9 }}</ref> || ''Ze'' laughed || I kissed ''hir'' || ''Hir'' head hurts || I am ''hirs'' || Ze feeds ''hirself''
|-
|'''Zie''' || ''Zie'' laughed || I kissed ''zir'' || ''Zir'' head hurts || I am ''zirs'' || Zie feeds ''zirself''
|-
|'''E''' || ''E'' laughed || I kissed ''het'' || ''Het'' head hurts || I am ''hets'' || E feeds ''hetself''
|-
|'''Thon'''<ref>proposed in 1884 by American lawyer Charles Converse. Reference: {{cite web |url=http://www.randomhouse.com/wotd/index.pperl?date=19980812 |title=Epicene |accessdate=2006-12-20 |date=[[1998-08-12]] |work=The Mavens' Word of the Day |publisher=[[Random House]] }}</ref> || ''Thon'' laughed || I kissed ''thon'' || ''Thons'' head hurts || I am ''thon's'' || Thon feeds ''thonself''
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|'''Hu''' || ''Hu'' laughed || I kissed ''hu'' || ''Hu's'' head hurts || I am ''hu's'' || Hu feeds ''huself''
|-
|'''Hesh''' || ''Hesh'' laughed || I kissed ''hesh'' || ''Hesh's'' head hurts || I am ''hesh's'' || Hesh feeds ''heshself''
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|'''Ne''' || ''Ne'' laughed || I kissed ''nim'' || ''nis'' head hurts || I am ''nis'' || Nis feeds ''nimself''
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|'''Hiser''' || ''Ne'' laughed || I kissed ''nim'' || ''nis'' head hurts || I am ''nis'' || Nis feeds ''nimself''
|-
|'''En''' || ''En'' laughed || I kissed ''en'' || ''Ens'' head hurts || I am ''en'' || En feeds ''enself''
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|'''Hi''' || ''Hi'' laughed || I kissed ''hem'' || ''Hes'' head hurts || I am ''hes'' || Hi feeds ''hemself''
|-
|'''Le''' || ''Le'' laughed || I kissed ''lim'' || ''Lis'' head hurts || I am ''lis'' || Le feeds ''limself''
|-
|'''Himer''' || ''Himer'' laughed || I kissed ''himer'' || ''Himer's'' head hurts || I am ''Himers'' || Le feeds ''himerself''
|-
|'''Ir''' || ''Ir'' laughed || I kissed ''iro'' || ''Irs'' head hurts || I am ''irs'' || Le feeds ''irself''
|-
|'''Se''' || ''Se'' laughed || I kissed ''sim'' || ''sis'' head hurts || I am ''sis'' || se feeds ''simself''
|-
|'''Hse''' || ''Hse'' laughed || I kissed ''Hse'' || ''Hse's'' head hurts || I am ''hse's'' || Hse feeds ''hseself''
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|'''Co''' || ''Co'' laughed || I kissed ''co'' || ''Cos'' head hurts || I am ''cos'' || Co feeds ''coself''
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|'''Ve''' || ''Ve'' laughed || I kissed ''ver'' || ''Vis'' head hurts || I am ''vis'' || Ve feeds ''verself''
|-
|'''tey''' || ''Tey'' laughed || I kissed ''tem'' || ''Term'' head hurts || I am ''terms'' || Term feeds ''termself''
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|'''Ze''' || ''Ze'' laughed || I kissed ''zim'' || ''Zees'' head hurts || I am ''zees'' || Ze feeds ''Zeeself''
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|'''Per''' || ''Per'' laughed || I kissed ''per'' || ''Pers'' head hurts || I am ''pers'' || Per feeds ''perself''
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|'''Na''' || ''Na'' laughed || I kissed ''nan'' || ''Nas'' head hurts || I am ''nas'' || Na feeds ''naself''
|-
|'''En''' || ''En'' laughed || I kissed ''ar'' || ''Es'' head hurts || I am ''es'' || En feeds ''arself''
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|'''Ey''' || ''Ey'' laughed || I kissed ''em'' || ''Eir'' head hurts || I am ''eirs'' || Ey feeds ''emself''
|-
|'''Rim''' || ''Rim'' laughed || I kissed ''run'' || ''Ris'' head hurts || I am ''ris'' | Rim feeds ''rimself''.
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|'''Ae''' || ''Ae'' laughed || I kissed ''ae'' || ''Ae's'' head hurts || I am ''ae's'' || Ae feeds ''aeself''
|-
|'''Et''' || ''Et'' laughed || I kissed ''et'' || ''Ets'' head hurts || I am ''ets'' || Et feeds ''etself''
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|'''Heshe''' || ''Heshe'' laughed || I kissed ''hen'' || ''Hes'' head hurts || I am ''hes'' || Heshe feeds ''hemself''
|-
|'''Hann''' || ''Hann'' laughed || I kissed ''hann'' || ''Hanns'' head hurts || I am ''hanns'' || Hann feeds ''hannself''
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|'''Herm''' || ''Herm'' laughed || I kissed ''herm'' || ''Herm's'' head hurts || I am ''herm's'' || Herm feeds ''hermself''
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