stares and pecker
I got an email with the title
"Tired of the stares you get for your tiny pecker? Click here now."
i didnt open the email because i thought it was a virus.
what is stares and pecker?
To stare is to look at something for too long.
Pecker means penis.
I think you were right to not open this mail!!!!
I think you made a mistake not to open it. I has such an affliction which was finally , after a life of disparaging remarks, remedied thanks to such an email.
Don't fall for any ad claiming that their product can lengthen your wang. The only thing that'll work is tying a brick to your knob and throwing it out an eight story window.
Who are you? Lorena Bobbit's advisor?
A "pecker" is an informal term for certain members of the family Picidae (woodpeckers).
A "stare" is a dialect term for a starling.
Thus perhaps the sender simply wished to suggest a more advantageous exchange of passerines.
Perching birds, of the order Passeriformes.