stares and pecker

Guest   Fri Feb 22, 2008 3:40 am GMT
I got an email with the title

"Tired of the stares you get for your tiny pecker? Click here now."

i didnt open the email because i thought it was a virus.
what is stares and pecker?
guest   Fri Feb 22, 2008 4:31 am GMT
To stare is to look at something for too long.
Pecker means penis.

I think you were right to not open this mail!!!!
Guest   Fri Feb 22, 2008 4:44 am GMT
I think you made a mistake not to open it. I has such an affliction which was finally , after a life of disparaging remarks, remedied thanks to such an email.
Guest   Fri Feb 22, 2008 11:20 pm GMT
Don't fall for any ad claiming that their product can lengthen your wang. The only thing that'll work is tying a brick to your knob and throwing it out an eight story window.
Guest   Sat Feb 23, 2008 1:17 am GMT
Who are you? Lorena Bobbit's advisor?
MrPedantic   Sun Feb 24, 2008 12:11 am GMT

A "pecker" is an informal term for certain members of the family Picidae (woodpeckers).

A "stare" is a dialect term for a starling.

Thus perhaps the sender simply wished to suggest a more advantageous exchange of passerines.

Best wishes,

Guest   Tue Feb 26, 2008 4:43 am GMT
what is passerines
Guest   Tue Feb 26, 2008 5:32 am GMT
Probably birds.
MrPedantic   Wed Feb 27, 2008 12:02 am GMT
Perching birds, of the order Passeriformes.

Best wishes,