masturbation

Is there any word that means masturbation besides onanism and jacking off?

well, erm...seeing as it's come to this......take the word "bank" and substitute the "b" with a "w".

In other words "wank" but "wank" is a synomym for "masterbate" not "masterbation". What the good General is looking for is "wanking". There are heaps of others, e.g., "feeding the chickens", "pulling off" & "jerking off".

Ok then..I guess this thread will pass the censors? :-) LOL. How about "tossing off"? Did you know..masturbation is sex with someone you REALLY love!

hahahahahaha. You tosser.

Spanking the Monkey

Do you know why they called it "feeding the chickens"?

Bashing the bishop.

Any reasons beyond these names i.e. "feeding the chickens" and "bashing the bishop"?

The glans of the male member, when at full flush, looks not unlike like a bishop's hat.

In Britain we also say 'pulling the pud'.

KV......you are in Britain? Your name sounds as British as Vladivostock

Jim: yes, I agree I should have used the noun form in my response. I bow to your superior intellect.

Bop the bologna (sounds like bolonee)
Hanging out with Mrs Palmer and her 5 daughters.

Damian,

Yes.

You, English, are really expressive when talking about these topics.
Mighty Mick: Why "Bop the bologna"? It sounds stupid.

PS: Don't feed the chicken to much!!!