Do you read English magnazines? What r they?

Guest   Mon Jun 23, 2008 8:15 pm GMT
I wish you would be more coherent.
K. T.   Tue Jun 24, 2008 12:18 am GMT
"Unisex I can scan girly mags and read what devious ways females use to entrap the male of the species - just for fun as I am just not interested in biting their bait anyway, or just look though all things which fascinate women."

Hmmm. Are women really that complex, Damian? Wouldn't you see right through their wily ways?
K. T.   Tue Jun 24, 2008 12:20 am GMT
"I would actually recommend porno mags, or at least "soft" porno mags. They have lots of conversational writing and good pics to keep you entertained"

I see. Have you learned many languages this way? It seems that the pictures would be distracting and the captions rather brief.
Guest   Tue Jun 24, 2008 12:27 am GMT
Better than hardcore porno magazines are those semiporn magazines, ie the kind with lots of instructions of how to get laid and how to look sexy. Womens' magazines are also great, lots of conversational type writing in the gossip and sex columns.
Laura Braun   Tue Jun 24, 2008 1:46 am GMT
When I've got the first Cosmopolitan translated in my language, I thought what a wish wash reading. When I was lookig at it in english it's the same wish wash reading in english. So it doesn't make sence at all. The same stupid magazine translaed in both languages sounds equally stupid. If I have to suggest you magazine, first of all I have to suggest you those one who has sudoku inside (you won't sorry if you buy them for nothing).
Guest   Tue Jun 24, 2008 3:51 am GMT
Random mags on my nightstand

- Catskiil Real Estate Guide
- Astronomy technology Today (free sample at NEAF 2008)
- Really Right Stuff
- EO Edmund Optics | America
- Pocono Real Estate Guide (just so I can gloat -- the Catskuills are much nicer :)
- KEH.com The Phiotographer's marketplace
- Sky & Telescope (another freee sample at NEAF 2008)
- AARP, the Magazime
- Anchor Optics
- Rensselaer Alumni Magazine
Guest   Tue Jun 24, 2008 6:58 am GMT
Random mags on my nightstand

- Catskiil Real Estate Guide
- Astronomy technology Today (free sample at NEAF 2008)
- Really Right Stuff
- EO Edmund Optics | America
- Pocono Real Estate Guide (just so I can gloat -- the Catskuills are much nicer :)
- KEH.com The Phiotographer's marketplace
- Sky & Telescope (another freee sample at NEAF 2008)
- AARP, the Magazime
- Anchor Optics
- Rensselaer Alumni Magazine
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Are they all technical stuff?
Sound scary!
Damian in Edinburgh   Tue Jun 24, 2008 8:04 am GMT
***Hmmm. Are women really that complex, Damian? Wouldn't you see right through their wily ways?***

As Sherlock Holmes would say to his ever present helpmate at 221b Baker Street, W1: "Immaterial, my dear Watson!"
Guest   Tue Jun 24, 2008 10:00 am GMT
<<Are they all technical stuff?
Sound scary! >>

I don't think the AARP magazine, the real estate mags or the alumni magazine are technical at all, and the others aren't very technical -- certainly less technical then Scientific American (which was mentioned before).

They are all non-intellectual, though, unlike the New Yorker (lso mentioned earlier).

BTW, "Cosmopolitan" has an intellectual-sounding name, but I guess it isn't? I never read it.
Laura Braun   Tue Jun 24, 2008 12:30 pm GMT
Here is the link for Cosmopolitan : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cosmopolitan_(magazine) . I cannot believe that there is someone who is going to read Cosmopolitan, even translated in my own language. Who is interested to read all that stories and why?
Laura Braun   Tue Jun 24, 2008 12:41 pm GMT
Yeah, yeah, if you read the link which I gave especially Cosmopolitan today wow, I would have been impressed if I got early results. Those Cosmopolitan it's seems they work hard to get the stories :). They don't waste their time. You know what I think about Cosmopolitan and Playboy and al that stuff. The evil one wants to tempt as much people as he can have. He wants to destroy the temple of the body using such sweet magazines.
Guest   Tue Jun 24, 2008 1:14 pm GMT
I read Vogue.
Ye Old Snake   Tue Jun 24, 2008 4:23 pm GMT
I read Mad.
Laura Braun   Tue Jun 24, 2008 8:45 pm GMT
...As it is for me, I like to read mostly violent magazines where they show the hot sexy football holligans. My favorite are the Man United supporters as they are perhaps the most brutal and of course I like the Red Devil name. Also I like the Hot Spurs becuse their name implies their holligan supporters will be hot, even if they are not the most brutal. When they beat the other supporters I feel they are the most manly. When they were in my city to play in the football match I went to the pub where the Tottenham supporters were drinking and they were quite virile and they didn't pay their check and they said that's because they were on the jib. I didn't know what that means, on the jib but it sounded very sexy indeed. And then I decided to add that they are the heroes of our day. It's a new brutal day with new heroes who give us lots of beatings and of the urinating in public because of their drunkenness and so on and also as it is the sexy manner in which they display ther utter disdain for the other team and the supporters thereof. They are delicious in their brutal unbathed aggression but they need a good punishment which I will like very much to provide them. But what is the meaning of their "on the jib?"
Moody River   Tue Jun 24, 2008 8:54 pm GMT
<<Yeah, yeah, if you read the link which I gave especially Cosmopolitan today wow, I would have been impressed if I got early results.>>

I didn't understand this at all, I can never understand Laura's posts. Then I had an idea. I copied all of the text from Laura's previous posts and pasted them into the Babel Fish translator at Alta Vista, translated them into Laura's language then back into English. The resulting translation is:
Spank me, schnell.