Mexican vs Andalus Spanish

Andy   Thu Jun 10, 2010 1:09 pm GMT
my natural place is raising my baby and working and being with my husband..... helping Europe to repopulate

your natural place is in front of a porn website jacking off to titless asian chicks or brazilian trannies.
Irony   Thu Jun 10, 2010 1:12 pm GMT
I AM in Asia, banging Asian chicks is my calling, my solemn duty.
But fear not, I am not a man to shirk such an important duty.
Andy   Thu Jun 10, 2010 2:37 pm GMT
hahahaah you're the typical American loser that can't get a woman in the USA because most of the women there are fat psychos so you have to go prove yourself that you're a man halfway around the world!
JAyson   Thu Jun 10, 2010 3:49 pm GMT
Mexican is easy... All you have to do is add EL to the word and add an O to the end of the word.

Do you drive your ElTruco?

Where can I get some ElcooldrinkO?

KORASSÓN   Thu Jun 10, 2010 5:17 pm GMT
Andalus accent is gorgeos, especially that of Granada and Seville, which is lisp-free (so corazón iz corassón and not retarded-esque corathón).

If you want to learn ear-pleasing Spanish go to Granada and not Madrid.
It's corassón and not corathón.
Franco   Thu Jun 10, 2010 5:23 pm GMT
On the contrary , in some parts of Seville people speak with "ceceo" , that is, they pronounce S like Z. And standard pronunciation of Z is not a lisp, it's just a sound like English th. People lisp when unintentionally they pronunce S like Z. Also in Italian S often sounds like a lisp.
Lanzarote   Thu Jun 10, 2010 5:30 pm GMT
In regional tv newscasts rom Andalusia and Canaries (on TVE), they use ''ceceo'' pronunciation, not the ''thetheo'' one. Furthermore, you're a selfhating Catalan, you don't know zip about Castillian language. Go back to your smelly piss-smelling whole you selfhating Catalan pig.
Franco   Thu Jun 10, 2010 5:32 pm GMT
Impossible. Ceceo is strictly banned from TV newcasts.
Matematik   Thu Jun 10, 2010 5:37 pm GMT
Both sound dirty and uneducated. No Spanish dialect can compare to the sophisticated beauty of French and Italian.
Franco   Thu Jun 10, 2010 5:38 pm GMT
French and Italian are peasant tongues.
Matematik   Thu Jun 10, 2010 5:50 pm GMT
Coming from the EU scrounger of Europe! At least France itself is rich and developed, what has Spain ever done that France didn't do first? Italy is also richer in economy terms, has more industry, and also has a much richer culture and way of life.
Franco   Thu Jun 10, 2010 5:52 pm GMT
<<what has Spain ever done that France didn't do first?


Discovering America for example.
Franco   Thu Jun 10, 2010 5:56 pm GMT
<<Italy is also richer in economy terms, has more industry,


No it isn't. Spain has more GDP,HDI, industry, culture, way of life, and everything. Italy didn't contribute to XX century plastic arts whereas Spain on the other hand produced universal XX century painters and architects like Gaudí, Miró, Picasso , Sorolla and Dalí.
Matematik   Thu Jun 10, 2010 6:01 pm GMT
<<Discovering America for example. >>

Do Spain's biggest claim to fame is violently supressing and mistreating natives and not making a very good job of it. The English have the rich nations of the USA and Canada to their name, and the French have the wealthy region of Quebec. However, out of all the nations Spain colonialised in the Americas, they're all low rate, not one is first world.

Maybe if you'd have put your effort into building up your own country, Spain wouldn't be such a low-class shithole.
Franco   Thu Jun 10, 2010 6:02 pm GMT
Quebec is rich because it belongs to an Anglophone country. New Mexico, California, Texas and other former Spanish colonies are rich too.