What does my accent tell about me?

I heard your recording twice.

It's clear that English is not your first language, but you're doing a good job "hiding" your actual one.

I've heard many people speaking English with different foreign accents and yours doesn't sound like any of them.

But if I dare to guess, your native language is either:

- Tagalog (or some other language spoken in the Philippines).
or
- Hebrew.

mandarin... maybe cantonese...?

Your accent tells that you are short ,fat and ugly.

Are you crazy, my dear friend?!
By the way I'm tall, very thin, and no one ever told me that was ugly...

Guy44 would you post your picture so that i can see your tall, very thin, and cute?