Analytic vs. Synthetic?

no,that's because you dont have good Chinese fonts installed on your computer.

"Perhaps the Chinese have that eyes shape because of pictograms. What do you think? "

I think it´s simply their reaction to mails like your´s ;-(

杂菜喱鸡 (yuck)
香荽鸭脷 (yummie)
赛海蜇拌鸡块（ok)
乳鸽鸭脷 (awesome)