Do you read English magnazines? What r they?

<<Or better:
Stop preaching, churches are made for that>>

I don't know, Guest. I think it's kind of hot when she does that. When Laura starts preaching all high and mighty, I picture a hot blonde German nun with a ruler in her hand telling me I've been a very naughty boy and must be punished for my sins. She makes me conjugate German verbs in every tense and then makes me recite the correct cases for obscure nouns, and when I make a mistake I get a smack on the hands. Then she makes me wear a dog collar and kneel before her and kiss her foot while she holds the leash and reads from the Book of Revelations, which is full of whacked out imagery. John's work on the Isle of Patmos was the pinnacle of his creative career, which saw the publication of the Book of Revelation and also the gospel-blues hit, "Who's that writin'? John the Relevator" as well as several screenplays that have become cult classics. But I digress. Back to Laura and her preaching. I only wish I could hear her pronouce the soft German "r" sound. Seriously dude. You know she has to be beautiful with an attitude like that. Laura is the stuff rock ballads were made for.

I never thought that she was seriously preaching. If she was, then it's some mix of Christianity I don't understand.

I didn't think a religious person would like football hooligans! Isn't that sin?

Laura recognizes that the freedom to practice one's religion includes being able to preach it. She also realizes, unlike many of you, that you do NOT have a right not to be annoyed.

If you don't like what she says ignore it. And Laura, you don't have to indulge trolls.

Skippy, every time I read certain posts, I get ready to respond.... only to find that you have already weighed inwith the same comment I would have made. Great minds may think alike but greater minds think faster.


Stay with us Laura!

where the hell is Laura preaching? someone please point that out to me. I went back and looked at her posts carefully; all I could make out is that she likes Britney and Paris, she likes the football hooligans who came to her city because they were 'virile', she likes Man United because they are the Red Devils and she calls Sigmund Freud Uncle Freud. Seems pretty non-religious to me.

lol Thanks Bill! I try!

"If you don't like what she says ignore it"
We're ignoring you. For Laura, there's still a chance of becoming a decent person.

She's already a decent person. We know our own.

Don't be a jackass.

I can't be a jackass. I'm the Walrus!

coo coo ca choo?

Then I prefer Semolina Pilchard.

"coo coo ca choo?"

Don't be a jackass, it's "goo goo g'joob!"

^that was me^
sorry, I forgot to sign

The lyrics have been cited as both "coo coo kachoo" and "goo goo g'joob." Relax. Don't be a jackass.