joke of the day

Guest   Thu Mar 30, 2006 7:45 pm GMT
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.
Mother: \\\\\\\"What does the cow say?\\\\\\\"
Child: \\\\\\\"Moo!\\\\\\\"
Mother: \\\\\\\"Great! What does the cat say?\\\\\\\"
Child: \\\\\\\"Meow.\\\\\\\"
Mother: \\\\\\\"Oh, you\\\\\\\'re so smart[url=]![/url] What does the frog say?\\\\\\\"
And this wide-eyed little 3 year-old looked up at her mother and in her deepest voice replied, \\\\\\\"Bud.\\\\\\\"
Guest   Thu Mar 30, 2006 8:57 pm GMT
Puff!!!!!!.................................................the magic dragon.
Boy   Thu Mar 30, 2006 11:47 pm GMT
I heard this joke (if you can consider it one) in one of Jack Black's movies. Here it goes like this:

People who can't do anything they TEACH, people who CAN'T teach they teach GYM... haha.. so true!!!
Jason   Wed Sep 06, 2006 2:55 pm GMT
do you any of you people thibk that this funny it is preposterous is does not make any sense to and what was with the website change please while you can still maintain your dignity.
olegww   Fri Sep 15, 2006 1:46 pm GMT
Weak nerves? No to look.