World languages

So if Chinese scientists manage to mate panda with a koala wouldn't that be kawai?

What a comedian! No, that would be a piano. Maybe you meant "kawaii";)

I meant kawaii, lol. Piano, that's kowaii :)

河合 (Kawai) is the piano in the States and in Japan. At least I think that is the reading for it. I'm not sure how it is advertised in other countries.
If I'm wrong, please correct me.

I don't know the word "kowaii". I know "kowai" which means "scary" in one reading and "stiff" as in "hard boiled rice" in another reading,

Of course, if you meant that playing the piano is scary, then we have another joke.

In Chinese, is it "ke ai"? It probably sounds like "kewai". Oops! Did you mean that? My bad!

Maybe it's something like kuh'ai? Dang! My Chinese is so dismal.

Urban dictionary has disputed entries on Kowaii.

I prefer to go with the Japanese. What shows up in Manga, urban lit., is up for grabs.

I meant kowaii as Japanese for scary. Meaning: if Chinese scientists manage to mate panda with koala and the result of it turns out to be a piano, it's really scary. OK?
Japanese because when Chinese annect Australia, they will do the same with Japan (on their way down under).

Sometimes, I want to believe that people are jocking.

Yes, I was jocking.

I'm jocking right now.