What does French sound like?

When French speaking people talk slowly French is very clear too

<<it sounds like a throat congestion mixed with a stuffy nose through puckered lips. >>

LOL
Thanks, I needed that today :)

<<From the perspective of a native English speaker who knows very little French. >>

completely objective and untainted

French sounds like a flushing toilet filled with bloody diarrhea.

French is a very unactractive sounding language.

French is a very actractive sounding language.

French sounds like if you had a frog in the ass, and Shrek the very bad oger is gonna pump your ass. Here is how french sounds like. Sounds like a massive piece of shit with flies everywhere around that shit and who would claim they are french.

Never turn your back to a frog. A frog in the back is 10000% worst than having 1000 000 000 germans in front of you.

Clarence (Texas)

Clarence if you really are from Texas, you should go back to school because your English is worse than my 3 year old niece's. And by the way, it's "va te faire mettre".

French r are really an h with a w,and like a spanish j at the end of a word,except a few words like aller.
example
vrai
vhwe
roi hwa
vraiment
vhwema
bra meaning arm
bhwa
entendre
atadhw.