Can language get you laid?

Crapshit   Fri Jun 04, 2010 2:11 pm GMT
What's difficult in Spanish? 5 simple, common European vowels, or is it Ñ (which I have in my native language as ' Ń' ), there are only few difficult sounds - represented by consonants: g, ll, c, z,s, ch, b...And even syllable stress in Spanish is in many places just like in my language, which is from a different language group...
Franco   Fri Jun 04, 2010 6:17 pm GMT
Record yourself so we can enjoy your accentless Spanish.
Uk   Fri Jun 04, 2010 6:45 pm GMT
And will you record your English accent Franco Wanko..? I think not because you Spanish knobs can't speak in English to save your lives. You sound very retarded when you try..
Matematik   Fri Jun 04, 2010 6:46 pm GMT
Oh yes, we love foreigners speak to us in our language, but as long as they speak it well and not with atrocious accent.>>

In my experience Spanish are hardly into linguistic purity. I have only seriously studied Spanish for less than 6 months, my accent is most likely crap, my grammar is crap and my vocabularly is small, and I've never once had a Spaniard not respond in Spanish, nor show any disgust at my poor languages skills.
Uk   Fri Jun 04, 2010 6:58 pm GMT
Exactly Matematik, It's just this daft cunt Franco he has got problems with the English people, I don't know why but it's strange because he talks / writes in English..!! whats all that about then Franco..?

I think he wishes that he was English because we are better, and he knows it..! The poor cunt will never sound good in English.
Franco   Fri Jun 04, 2010 10:38 pm GMT
The Americans also had problems with the English yet they wrote in English, both things are not mutually exclusive.
Uk   Sat Jun 05, 2010 1:59 pm GMT
This guy is not a native spanish, but he sounds pretty good.

Can you speak and sound good In English as good as this guy sounds In spanish Franco..?
Franco   Sat Jun 05, 2010 3:52 pm GMT
I want to hear you or people on this forum who say they can speak Spanish like natives, not someone else. Come on , I want to laugh.
Uk   Sat Jun 05, 2010 4:28 pm GMT
Shit Answer Franco, come back with your recording in English then we can judge how shit you are then...
Matematik   Sat Jun 05, 2010 4:40 pm GMT
Franco probably sounds like Manuel from Fawlty Towers.
Uk   Sat Jun 05, 2010 4:57 pm GMT
Yeah. or that guy from the other one " Allo Allo " only he tries to speak
Franco   Sat Jun 05, 2010 5:29 pm GMT
I'm still waiting... Impress me with your native-like Spanish.
Mallorquí   Sat Jun 05, 2010 5:44 pm GMT


He is a Dutch but I agree, he is the closest thing to an English speaking Spanish well you could find.
Nathan   Sat Jun 05, 2010 7:17 pm GMT
^lol, you're from mallorca
Franco   Sat Jun 05, 2010 8:58 pm GMT
So people who said Spanish is easy to speak won't record themselves speaking their beautiful Spanish? What a pity!