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Guess how many people are nowadays using my invention.
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Just out of curiosity : how do you greet in Chinese ? Do they say something like
hello ?
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I tried to say Hello everywhere I went last time I was in London and quite surprisingly
most people, in my hotel for example, greeted by Hi.
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As many people on the planet as there are now, that many people are using telephones.
My invention sure has improved after when I first invented it. I remember Santa Claus
got a telephone right after I invented them.
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Simon:
Yes. ( rude )
Actually, I get confused and lose some time thinking of what to do whenever someone
answers the blower with a simple ´yes´.
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People who answer the phone immediately freak me out.
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innit = is it not OR don't you think (like n'est-ce pas in Dutch)
squire = a word for "sir" used by bus and taxi drivers
Both are stereotypical of cockneys.
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I once knew this person that never answered their phone and just waited until the
answering machine came on. So, I guess they'd just answer, I don't say anthing, because
I don't ever answer the phone. Answering the phone with ''what's up'', You don't
know who's calling, Suppose the police were calling, Would you answer the phone with
''what's up''. That person that I was talking about didn't answer the phone, they
just listened to messages. I don't know, they might not have even had their ringer
on.
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"Answering the phone with ''what's up'', You don't know who's calling, Suppose the
police were calling, Would you answer the phone with ''what's up''."
That's why we get caller ID, buddy.
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So, Simon... you want to quit your current job and become a taxi driver, huh? I Adam
and Eve that´s the reason why yer already using yer new vocabulary, inni wite maih!?
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Indeed... I have trouble sleeping at night. Are you talking to me?
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Simon:
Yes. You are the only Simon here, innit?
By the way, quit coffee before you quit your job. You will see you sleep better.
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to Simon
You mean like in French /n'est-ce pas/ not Dutch. Innit ?
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