Language-to-Language Quotes

English is Dutch as spoken by the French.

Arabic is Hebrew as spoken by Italians?

Hebrew is Arabic as spoken by the Spanish.

Chinese is Latin as spoken by the Aztecs.

Pennsylvania German is Standard German as spoken by Hutterites.

Québécois is Klingon as spoken by gnomes.

So I guess Gnomish would be Québecois as spoken by Klingons.

I suppose that makes Klingon Gnomish as spoken Québécois.

... spoken by Québécois.

...and I suppose all three of those languages are one in the same when spoken by Captain Kirk.

(I wonder just how ridiculous we can get with this?)

Québecois is Parisian French spoken by Anglo-Qubeckers who desperately want to speak French as spoken in Switzerland by the German-speaking population.

And of course; Parisian French is Italian spoken by Swiss-Germans who desperately want to speak Spanish as spoken in Argentina by the Welsh minority population.

Polish is Russian spoken by Ukrainians.

Czech is Slovak spoken by Polish.

Ukrainian is Russian spoken by Belorussians.

er..philipino is japanese spoken by italians

Gaelic is Welsh as spoken by the Irish.